Dear Jeni,

What is so special about the Super Bowl anyway!

--No Interest


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Dear Mr. or Ms. Interest,

The Super Bowl is a time when families, friends, and neighbors can openly expose their beer-inflated bellies to the world, paint them, and further stuff them with chicken wings without shame, humiliation, or other social sanction. It is a Carnival of sorts. But do not worry. Immediately following it is a period of Lent, during which time no football-induced mayhem is allowed.

Jeni