Dear Jeni,

How can I break the cycle of dry skin?

Sincerely,
Tired of Scratching

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Dear Tired,

You have all sorts of great options:

1. Move to the equator where there is no winter.
2. Invest in some sessions with a shrink to discover the root of your compulsively neglectful skincare behavior.
3. Add two drops of water (available on tap) into a bath of sweet almond oil ($22.95 for 6 oz.) and soak for two hours daily.
4. Shave off your skin.

Feel free to try them all to find the method that works best for you.

Jeni