Friday, February 02, 2007

Dear Jeni,

How do I make my husband's (far less cute) big cat like my (completely adorable) little cat?

Crazy Cat Lady

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Dear Crazy Cat Lady,

Buy several cans of tuna. Drain the water into a bowl. Do not give any tuna to big cat. Pour the drained tuna water all over little cat. Big cat shall soon have an uncontrollable desire to be near and lick little cat. Once big cat associates microkitty with the pleasantness of tuna, your household shall be the picture of feline domestic bliss.

Jeni

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