Dear Jeni,

I is thinning ahed about my returment. I done desidud that my sun needs to go to a bettr coludge than hes partents. Can yu tell me whare to send him? He has to make lots of money so I can quit workin. He aint got no common lerning yet!

Thanx

Covirin the bases

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Dear Coverin',

Send him to a public university in your state. That way when he can't find a decent paying job after graduation, you can blame the government.

Here's to planning ahead,
Jeni