Dear Jeni,

What should I do about the ping-pong table in my driveway? The guy that said he wanted it hasn't taken it yet, and it's an eyesore! But it is too heavy for me to move.

Going back and forth,
Reluctant Table Possessor

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Dear Possessor,

Now, how is anyone supposed to enjoy stealing something if they don't know its value? Place a "for sale" sign on the table listing the price as $500 in very large print. Tomorrow, it will be gone.

--Jeni