Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Dear Jeni,

How do you spell relief?

--Upset tummy


Dear UT,

I do not cast spells. I am an advice Jeni, not a witch Jeni. That
said, I am never hesitant to recommend new and experimental
techniques. Try this:

Open a dictionary to the R pages. Find your word. Write the
word, properly spelled, and the definition at least five times
on the afflicted area. Pour scented oil on top. Take two pepto
bismol tablets and chant "relief" to yourself at least 1000 times.
It may then behoove you to take a shower.



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